i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth
buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
r u from europe because europiece of shit